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Friends of Jerry is a web page dedicated to the club, Friends of Jerry. This club features a group of people who all have one thing in common, a friend named
Jerry !
Why become a friend of Jerry? Well first off you don't, I befriend you. How to become and Friend of Jerry? Well there are a list of recommended requirements that one should follow. If your wish to become a Friend of Jerry and think that you qualify, there is a easy application you must fill out. For mailing information for all those who wish to send applications or send me gifts please email me and I will provide you with that information. All members of this club have to be interesting in their own way. People of mundane habits or personalities, bore me and thus are not a part of this club. In this web site there is a calendar of upcoming events, as well as mini biographies of members who wish to be mentioned. We have listed a series of recommended web sites as well as fun ideas to do. These are just some of the many things you can found on this web page, all of which is open to you if you are a Friend of Jerry.

Requirements:

• Know, or be a friend of Jerry
• Be of interesting character or personality
• Enjoy random adventures, many of which are seemingly pointless
• Be able to present fun and random stories of your life
• Don't be Annoying
• Understand that our "Study Groups" are far from productive
• Be ready to spend a whole day working on a project that should only take 30 minutes
• Be able to procrastinate to rediculous levels
• Be able to work hard when its needed
• Available at all times, even without prior planning
• Be ready to live off of NO SLEEP!
• Have an understanding that this is a very egotistical web site, and be okay with it
• Understand that I am not really this full of myself
• Be able to debate ANYTHING
• Understand your morals and be able to support them
• Don't be a person who starts problems
• Expect to do a 2 week project the night before it's due
• Have a catchy slogan or phrase
• Be ready to deal with stupid comments and questions from other members
• Know what Lewis and Clark did
• Biology is not math, just saying
• Know what sounds see-saws and Blimps make
• Be prepared to do Michals homework
• Be terrified of cheesy scary movies
• Enjoy kid's movies
• Be willing to have Betsy as your mom, and have her double check EVERYTHING
• There is a miss spelled word, can you find it
• You just went through all the requirements to find the word
• You actually read all of these requirements